As you may or may not know, I’m currently holding a mega giveaway for my novel, Imminent Danger And How to Fly Straight into It. One of the ways you can enter is by writing up a bit of fanfiction for the book. Now, the esteemed Misha Burnett sent me a tiny little fanfiction piece for funsies, but I think it’s awesome and I’m therefore sharing it with you all!
Here it is, in untouched glory (for reference, Grashk is a six-armed lizard man):
Varrin buried his face in Grashk’s scaly chest, breathing in the musky reptilian odor.
“If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right …” the Raskorsian husked.
“What about Eris,” Grashk asked. “Have you told her?”
“Her?” Varrin sniffed. “I am so over the whole human thing. Once you go Ssrisk, you’ll never go back!”
That’s all for today! Have a glorious weekend, and don’t forget to enter the giveaway! Oh, and if you decide to write me some fanfiction, yes, you will 100% be featured on this blog whether you like it or not. Ahahahahahahaha.
Unrelated media of the day:

Source: http://imgur.com/gallery/BkrUKLF
Is it me, or is it getting warmer in here? Must be all that musky reptilian odor – not to mention the French… 😀
That’s because the world around us has altered drastically. We now live in a lizard-infested swamp with baguette bullrushes. This is our life now. Don’t fight it.
And they said global warming was a hoax… Damn it, humanity! DAMN IT!