7 Signs You Have a Dragon Infestation

Important information about an uncommon but deadly infestation.

Legends of Windemere

Toothless Toothless

We’ve all been there.  Minding our own business when we stumble onto a sign that there are dragons nearby.  If we’re lucky, the beast is already gone or simply passing through the area.  Yet there are times where they stick around.  So here’s what to look for to see if you need an exterminator.

  1. You haven’t seen the cat in days.  Sure, Princess Tangerine wanders off from time to time.  This feels different.  Maybe it’s because she hasn’t reacted to you running the can opener over a loudspeaker.  Could even be the that her food bowl is missing . . . along with the floor it was on.
  2. There’s a lot of smoke in and around the house.  You’ve called the fire department, but that hasn’t stopped the problem.  Then again, the truck has been outside for the last few days, so maybe it’s a really big fight where you…

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4 thoughts on “7 Signs You Have a Dragon Infestation

  1. Hehehehehehe….LOVED this….

  2. Finally, some much-needed advice on this recent plague… Thank you for sharing, Michelle!

    • They’ve terrorized too many innocent people and caused too much wanton destruction. The madness has to stop.

      • Dwarves to the rescue!

        Although I hope they only arrive after I’ve had a chance to collect all that gold lying around.

        Come to think of it, maybe it’s not such a bad thing having a dragon around.

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