… by buying a copy of my debut novel, Imminent Danger And How to Fly Straight into It!
That’s right, folks, it’s shameless self-promotion time! For all my lovely readers who haven’t yet read my book, why not give it a shot this Christmas? Or if you have read it and loved it, how about grabbing up a copy for your friends, daughters, sons, nieces, nephews, alpacas, rutabagas … whomever in your life you think might enjoy a little science fiction fun!
Click the gigantic book cover in the sidebar to get links to all the various online retailers that carry the book. Or just click here to go straight to Amazon.com.
Now, sadly I can’t actually offer any discounts, because iUniverse controls the pricing, not me. I know, I know, I’m working on it! In the meantime, while I can’t offer a price drop on book, I can offer a signed copy (sort of) if you buy a softcover or hardcover. Basically, I’m using this newfangled contraption called a “bookplate” (also known as a “sticker”). The idea here is that you buy the book, you send me an email letting me know you want a signed bookplate (along with your mailing address), and then I send you a bookplate free of charge, along with some Imminent Danger swag (bookmarks, stickers, personal thank you note for supporting me, etc.) Here’s a picture of a hastily done up bookplate that I totally didn’t just make five seconds ago:
I promise I’ll get a better gold marker so it isn’t all fuzzy looking. And if you want me to address the bookplate to a certain individual, or write a custom message or whatever, just let me know.
Anyway, that’s my shameless self-promotion for the Christmas season! If you’ve got a spare minute, please consider spreading the word about this whole “bookplate” thing … or just about my book and how awesome it is in general. And if you already bought a copy and want a bookplate, shoot a message/email my way and I’ll hook you up!
Unrelated media of the day:
As always, I can’t remember if I’ve already shared this or not, but either way, enjoy!

Source: http://imgur.com/gallery/7FNBr
CRAP, I CAN’T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO BUY FOR MY RUTABAGA! *panics*
I wish I could get a book-plate to my e-book. I guess I could glue it onto my Kobo…
And that’s why I mentioned it — because everyone seems to forget their rutabagae around Christmas time, and I’ve never quite been able to figure out why that is.
Hehehe. Umm … yeah, bookplate wouldn’t work so well on a Kobo. Alas!
You always have such good unrelated media. And all I can say about that is wow… I knew the internet was making it easier to spread counter-knowledge, but this… wow!
To be fair, that only works if people are super gullible … and have no idea how to do their own research beyond asking random strangers for help, lol. It actually reminds me of that iPhone scandal, where some internet group spread the rumor that it was waterproof, and then people actually started dropping their phones in their baths and such … silly silly.
Not while in them I hope? Its a small phone but that battery has to pack some kind of a wallop when combined with water!